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Meta information
93% 
Page quality
83% 
Page structure
58% 
Link structure
10% 
Server
100% 
External factors
100% 
SEO Score
Response time
0.07 s
File size
303.60 kB
Words
751
Media files
52
Number of links
146 internal / 37 external

Task list of SEO Improvements

Meta specifications

Title
(Critically important)
Home - The Onion
The page title is too short. (167 pixels of 580 max pixel length) Optimize title
There are no duplicate words in the title
Meta description
(Critically important)
The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.
The length of the meta description is perfect. (692 pixels out of 1000 max pixel length)
Crawlability
(Critically important)
There are no problems in accessing the website.
Canonical URL
(Important)
https://theonion.com/
There is a valid canonical link specified.
Language
(Somewhat important)
Language detected in text: en
Language defined in HTML: en-us
Server location: United States of America
The following language is defined by HTML: en-us
Alternate/Hreflang Links
(Somewhat important)
There are no alternate links specified on this page.
Other meta tags
(Somewhat important)
There is no rel next meta tag on this page.
There is no rel prev meta tag on this page.
Domain
(Somewhat important)
The domain is no subdomain.
The domain length is good.
The domain does not contain non-latin characters.
Page URL
(Somewhat important)
No parameters were found in the URL.
No session ID was found in the URL.
The URL does not have too many subdirectories.
Charset encoding
(Somewhat important)
The charset encoding (UTF-8) is set correctly.
Doctype
(Nice to have)
The doctype HTML 5 is set correctly.
The doctype is placed at first in the HTML code.
Favicon
(Nice to have)
The favicon is linked correctly.

Meta tags

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Page quality

Content
(Critically important)
The average number of words per sentence of 29.67 words is high.
This page contains 751 words. That's ok.
27.2% of the text are stop words.
Words from the H1 heading are used in the page content.
The page contains a listing, which indicates a good text layout.
3 paragraphs were found on this page.
The text content is perfect.
No placeholders texts or images were found.
There are no duplicates on the site.
Frames
(Critically important)
This page does not use a frameset.
Mobile optimization
(Somewhat important)
A viewport "width=device-width, initial-scale=1" is provided.
At least one Apple touch icon is specified.
Bold and strong tags
(Somewhat important)
The usage of strong and bold tags is perfect. We recommend the use of up to 15 tags for this page.
Image SEO
(Somewhat important)
10 images have no alt attribute. The content of alt attributes is used by search engines.
Social Networks
(Nice to have)
There are only a few social sharing widgets on the page. Make your website popular in social networks with social sharing widgets.
Additional markup
(Nice to have)
No additional page markup was found.
HTTPS
(Somewhat important)
This website uses HTTPS to protect privacy and integrity of the exchanged data.
All included files are also transferred via HTTPS.

Media list

URLAlt attributeTitle
...08/newspaper-banner-tease-img_a4c2ea.jpgOld front pages of The Onion newspaper
.../uploads/2024/08/weather-icons-windy.svgWindy weather icon
/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/site-logo.svgThe Onion
.../uploads/2024/08/weather-icons-windy.svgWindy weather icon
...ntent/uploads/2024/07/shop-promo-img.pngOfficial The Onion merchandise that can be found in The Onion store.
...s/2024/10/Zoo_Gorilla_NIBA-GR.jpg?w=1024Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
...t/uploads/2024/07/trending-news-icon.pngtrending news icon
...24/08/INFO_GenZ_Voters_IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?
...0/Election_Spending_INFO-G-PH.png?w=10242024 Election Spending By The Numbers
.../10/Money_Groceries_INFO-G-PH.png?w=1024Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
...2024/10/Court_Cases_INFO-G-PH.png?w=1024Biggest Supreme Court Cases To Watch
...2024/10/Yankees_Move_NIB_S-PH.jpg?w=1024Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids
...2024/10/Yankees_Move_NIB_S-PH.jpg?w=1024Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids
.../10/Money_Groceries_INFO-G-PH.png?w=1024Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
...Supreme_Court_Rules_SS_IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
...s/2024/08/Niether_Ex_NIB-PH-S.jpg?w=1024Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
.../Tourist_Impressed_NIB-IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
.../10/Money_Groceries_INFO-G-PH.png?w=1024Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
...s/2024/10/Zoo_Gorilla_NIBA-GR.jpg?w=1024Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
.../10/Other_Guy_NIB_IHA_GR-copy.jpg?w=1024Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing
...4/10/Couple_Denied_NIB_IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024Couple Denied Marriage License After Failing To Prove Love Beyond Reasonable Doubt
...s/2024/10/Mom_Spends_NIB_G-PH.jpg?w=1024Mom Spends 15 Minutes Hearting Every Message From Last 5 Days Of Family Group Chat
...0/Election_Spending_INFO-G-PH.png?w=10242024 Election Spending By The Numbers
...24/08/INFO_GenZ_Voters_IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?
.../07/onion-archive-newspapers-img-4-1.pngHistorical front pages from The Onion's historical archive.
...oads/2024/07/historical-front-page-1.pngNo alt attribute provided
...oads/2024/07/historical-front-page-2.pngNo alt attribute provided
...oads/2024/07/historical-front-page-3.pngNo alt attribute provided
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...oads/2024/07/historical-front-page-7.pngNo alt attribute provided
...oads/2024/07/historical-front-page-8.pngNo alt attribute provided
...024/10/Phoenix_Gaga_INFO-G-PH.png?w=1024The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Joaquin Phoenix And Lady Gaga
.../Sabrina_Carpenter_NIB_IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024Sabrina Carpenter Completes Mandatory Service In South Korean Military
.../09/PBS_Already_Had_NIB_FU-SC.jpg?w=1024PBS Already Had Maggie Smith Marathon Scheduled For Today
...Golden_Bachelorette_INFO-G-PH.jpg?w=1024What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’
...99a1e774855fef577fbc2b6cdc25.webp?w=1024Stephen Nedoroscik Under Fire After Video Shows Him Whipping Pommel Horse
...584d6dd6d7dc0fbf92e6516539103.jpg?w=1024Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall
...5f4ce4a65a7eef8e7c39f0-scaled.jpg?w=1024MLB Loses Millions of Stats In Warehouse Fire
...98b1d7424f3c878c0b0ec7865e369.jpg?w=1024MLB Reminds White Sox That Games Televised
...Salami-Town_DELIVERY_Webstill.jpg?w=1024Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town
...Supreme_Court_Rules_SS_IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
...s/2024/08/Niether_Ex_NIB-PH-S.jpg?w=1024Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
.../Tourist_Impressed_NIB-IHA-GR.jpg?w=1024Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
...024/10/KellyHurripainInTheAss.jpg?w=1024Hurripain-In-The-Ass
...nt/uploads/2024/07/site-logo-white-2.svgNo alt attribute provided
...ontent/uploads/2024/08/libra-1.png?w=240No alt attribute provided
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Page structure

H1 heading
(Critically important)
Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
The H1 heading is perfect.
Headings
(Important)
Some headings occur twice on the page.
There are 57 headings on the page. The amount of headings should be in a more proper relation to the amount of text.

Heading structure

Heading levelContent
H1 Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
H2 Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town
H2 Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
H2 Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
H2 Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
H2 Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids
H2 Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids Duplicate text
H2 Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
H2 Popular Videos
H2 News
H2 Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat Duplicate text
H2 Send Us Money Until The Throbbing Subsides.
H2 Local
H2 Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’ Duplicate text
H2 Politics
H2 2024 Election Spending By The Numbers
H2 What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?
H2 The Onion Is Back In Print. Get The Paper. Become A Member.
H2 Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault
H2 Entertainment
H2 The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Joaquin Phoenix And Lady Gaga
H2 Sports
H2 Trending News
H2 Opinion
H2 Sections
H2 Explore
H3 The Onion Is Back In Print. Get The Paper. Become A Member. Duplicate text
H3 What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters? Duplicate text
H3 2024 Election Spending By The Numbers Duplicate text
H3 Tips For Saving Money On Groceries Duplicate text
H3 Biggest Supreme Court Cases To Watch
H3 The Onion Is Back In Print. Get The Paper. Become A Member. Duplicate text
H3 God’s Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
H3 9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers
H3 JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children
H3 Man Can’t Believe How Much Disney World Charging For Sex With Goofy
H3 Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup Duplicate text
H3 Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents Duplicate text
H3 Tips For Saving Money On Groceries Duplicate text
H3 Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing
H3 Couple Denied Marriage License After Failing To Prove Love Beyond Reasonable Doubt
H3 Mom Spends 15 Minutes Hearting Every Message From Last 5 Days Of Family Group Chat
H3 How Trump Will Challenge The 2024 Election If He Loses
H3 Peter Thiel Rushes To Restart Glitching JD Vance During Commercial Break
H3 Sabrina Carpenter Completes Mandatory Service In South Korean Military
H3 PBS Already Had Maggie Smith Marathon Scheduled For Today
H3 What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’
H3 Stephen Nedoroscik Under Fire After Video Shows Him Whipping Pommel Horse
H3 Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall
H3 MLB Loses Millions of Stats In Warehouse Fire
H3 MLB Reminds White Sox That Games Televised
H3 Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town Duplicate text
H3 Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat Duplicate text
H3 Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup Duplicate text
H3 Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents Duplicate text
H3 Hurripain-In-The-Ass
H3 Helicopter Pilot Who Crashed Into Hotel Revealed To Be Drunk
Some internal links have dynamic parameters. All internal URLs, which are not marked as nofollow, should not contain dynamic parameters.
Some anchor texts are used more than once.
There are 5 links with a trivial anchor text.
The number of internal links is ok.
None of the anchor texts is too long.
There are too many external links (37) on this page.

Found links on this page

LinkAttributesAnchor text
https://membership.theonion.co...New window External Subdomain IMG-ALT Old front pages of The Onion newspaper
https://membership.theonion.co...New window External Subdomain Get The Paper. Become A Member.
https://theonion.com/IMG-ALT The Onion
https://theonion.com/newsNews
https://theonion.com/localLocal
https://theonion.com/politicsPolitics
/entertainmentEntertainment
https://theonion.com/sportsSports
https://theonion.com/opinionOpinion
https://theonion.com/?sSearch
https://theonion.com/latest/The Latest
https://theonion.com/video/Video
https://theonion.com/horoscopesHoroscopes
https://store.theonion.com/External Subdomain The Onion Store
https://theonion.com/newsText duplicate News
https://theonion.com/localText duplicate Local
https://theonion.com/politicsText duplicate Politics
/entertainmentText duplicate Entertainment
https://theonion.com/sportsText duplicate Sports
https://theonion.com/opinionText duplicate Opinion
https://theonion.com/?sText duplicate Search
https://theonion.com/latest/Text duplicate The Latest
https://theonion.com/video/Text duplicate Video
https://theonion.com/horoscopesText duplicate Horoscopes
https://store.theonion.com/External Subdomain Text duplicate The Onion Store
http://membership.theonion.com/New window External Subdomain Become A Member
https://theonion.com/latest/Text duplicate The Latest
https://theonion.com/newsText duplicate News
https://theonion.com/localText duplicate Local
https://theonion.com/politicsText duplicate Politics
/entertainmentText duplicate Entertainment
https://theonion.com/sportsText duplicate Sports
https://theonion.com/opinionText duplicate Opinion
https://theonion.com/video/Text duplicate Video
https://theonion.com/?sText duplicate Search
https://theonion.com/horoscopesText duplicate Horoscopes
https://theonion.com/about-us/About Us
https://store.theonion.com/External Subdomain Text duplicate The Onion Store
https://instagram.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Instagram
https://twitter.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Twitter
https://facebook.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Facebook
http://youtube.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External YouTube
https://www.tiktok.com/@theonionNew window Nofollow External Subdomain TikTok
https://bsky.app/profile/theon...New window Nofollow External Bluesky
https://store.theonion.com/External Subdomain IMG-ALT Official The Onion merchandise that can be found in The Onion store.
https://store.theonion.com/External Subdomain Shop The Online Store
https://instagram.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Text duplicate Instagram
https://twitter.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Text duplicate Twitter
https://facebook.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Text duplicate Facebook
http://youtube.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Text duplicate YouTube
https://www.tiktok.com/@theonionNew window Nofollow External Subdomain Text duplicate TikTok
https://bsky.app/profile/theon...New window Nofollow External Text duplicate Bluesky
/zoo-gorilla-looks-bored-out-o...IMG-ALT Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
https://theonion.com/local/Text duplicate Local
/zoo-gorilla-looks-bored-out-o...Text duplicate Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
https://membership.theonion.com/New window External Subdomain The Onion Is Back In Print.
https://membership.theonion.com/New window External Subdomain Get The Paper.
https://membership.theonion.com/New window External Subdomain Become A Member.
/mayor-explains-why-he-changed...Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town
/supreme-court-rules-6-3-to-op...Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
/neither-ex-keeps-friends-afte...Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
/tourist-impressed-by-size-of-...Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
/what-issues-are-most-importan...IMG-ALT What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?
/what-issues-are-most-importan...Text duplicate What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?
/2024-election-spending-by-the...IMG-ALT 2024 Election Spending By The Numbers
/2024-election-spending-by-the...Text duplicate 2024 Election Spending By The Numbers
/tips-for-saving-money-on-groc...IMG-ALT Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
/tips-for-saving-money-on-groc...Text duplicate Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
/biggest-supreme-court-cases-t...IMG-ALT Biggest Supreme Court Cases To Watch
/biggest-supreme-court-cases-t...Text duplicate Biggest Supreme Court Cases To Watch
/yankees-move-to-connecticut-t...IMG-ALT Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids
/sports/baseball/Baseball
/yankees-move-to-connecticut-t...Text duplicate Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids
https://membership.theonion.com/New window External Subdomain The Onion Is Back In Print. Get The Paper.
https://membership.theonion.com/New window External Subdomain Text duplicate Become A Member.
/yankees-move-to-connecticut-t...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids
/sports/baseball/Text duplicate Baseball
/yankees-move-to-connecticut-t...Text duplicate Yankees Move To Connecticut To Raise Kids
/tips-for-saving-money-on-groc...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
https://theonion.com/news/Text duplicate News
/tips-for-saving-money-on-groc...Text duplicate Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
https://youtu.be/uP1dSHigC-Q?s...External Man Can’t Believe How Much Disney World Charging For Sex With Goofy
/supreme-court-rules-6-3-to-op...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
https://theonion.com/news/Text duplicate News
/supreme-court-rules-6-3-to-op...Text duplicate Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
/neither-ex-keeps-friends-afte...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
https://theonion.com/news/Text duplicate News
/neither-ex-keeps-friends-afte...Text duplicate Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
/tourist-impressed-by-size-of-...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
https://theonion.com/news/Text duplicate News
/tourist-impressed-by-size-of-...Text duplicate Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
/tips-for-saving-money-on-groc...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
https://theonion.com/news/Text duplicate News
/tips-for-saving-money-on-groc...Text duplicate Tips For Saving Money On Groceries
https://theonion.com/newsTrivial anchor text
Read More
https://membership.theonion.co...New window External Subdomain Join The Onion Today
/zoo-gorilla-looks-bored-out-o...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
https://theonion.com/local/Text duplicate Local
/zoo-gorilla-looks-bored-out-o...Text duplicate Zoo Gorilla Looks Bored Out Of Mind Reading ‘Wuthering Heights’
/other-guy-in-revolving-door-n...IMG-ALT Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing
https://theonion.com/local/Text duplicate Local
/other-guy-in-revolving-door-n...Text duplicate Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing
/couple-denied-marriage-licens...IMG-ALT Couple Denied Marriage License After Failing To Prove Love Beyond Reasonable Doubt
https://theonion.com/local/Text duplicate Local
/couple-denied-marriage-licens...Text duplicate Couple Denied Marriage License After Failing To Prove Love Beyond Reasonable Doubt
/mom-spends-15-minutes-heartin...IMG-ALT Mom Spends 15 Minutes Hearting Every Message From Last 5 Days Of Family Group Chat
https://theonion.com/local/Text duplicate Local
/mom-spends-15-minutes-heartin...Text duplicate Mom Spends 15 Minutes Hearting Every Message From Last 5 Days Of Family Group Chat
https://theonion.com/localText duplicate Trivial anchor text
Read More
/2024-election-spending-by-the...Text duplicate IMG-ALT 2024 Election Spending By The Numbers
https://theonion.com/politics/Text duplicate Politics
/2024-election-spending-by-the...Text duplicate 2024 Election Spending By The Numbers
https://theonion.com/politics/Text duplicate Politics
/how-trump-will-challenge-the-...How Trump Will Challenge The 2024 Election If He Loses
https://theonion.com/politics/Text duplicate Politics
/peter-thiel-rushes-to-restart...Peter Thiel Rushes To Restart Glitching JD Vance During Commercial Break
/what-issues-are-most-importan...Text duplicate IMG-ALT What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?
https://theonion.com/politics/Text duplicate Politics
/what-issues-are-most-importan...Text duplicate What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?
https://membership.theonion.co...New window External Subdomain Join Today
https://theonion.com/politicsText duplicate Trivial anchor text
Read More
/front-page-archive/Explore More
/front-page-archive/IMG-ALT Historical front pages from The Onion's historical archive.
/the-onions-exclusive-intervie...IMG-ALT The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Joaquin Phoenix And Lady Gaga
/entertainment/Text duplicate Entertainment
/the-onions-exclusive-intervie...Text duplicate The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Joaquin Phoenix And Lady Gaga
/sabrina-carpenter-completes-m...IMG-ALT Sabrina Carpenter Completes Mandatory Service In South Korean Military
/entertainment/Text duplicate Entertainment
/sabrina-carpenter-completes-m...Text duplicate Sabrina Carpenter Completes Mandatory Service In South Korean Military
/pbs-already-had-maggie-smith-...IMG-ALT PBS Already Had Maggie Smith Marathon Scheduled For Today
/entertainment/Text duplicate Entertainment
/pbs-already-had-maggie-smith-...Text duplicate PBS Already Had Maggie Smith Marathon Scheduled For Today
/what-to-know-about-the-golden...IMG-ALT What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’
/entertainment/Text duplicate Entertainment
/what-to-know-about-the-golden...Text duplicate What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’
/entertainmentText duplicate Trivial anchor text
Read More
/stephen-nedoroscik-under-fire...IMG-ALT Stephen Nedoroscik Under Fire After Video Shows Him Whipping Pommel Horse
/stephen-nedoroscik-under-fire...Text duplicate Stephen Nedoroscik Under Fire After Video Shows Him Whipping Pommel Horse
/physical-therapy-office-polit...IMG-ALT Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall
/physical-therapy-office-polit...Text duplicate Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall
/mlb-loses-millions-of-stats-i...IMG-ALT MLB Loses Millions of Stats In Warehouse Fire
/mlb-loses-millions-of-stats-i...Text duplicate MLB Loses Millions of Stats In Warehouse Fire
/mlb-reminds-white-sox-that-ga...IMG-ALT MLB Reminds White Sox That Games Televised
/mlb-reminds-white-sox-that-ga...Text duplicate MLB Reminds White Sox That Games Televised
/mayor-explains-why-he-changed...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town
/mayor-explains-why-he-changed...Text duplicate Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town
/supreme-court-rules-6-3-to-op...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
/supreme-court-rules-6-3-to-op...Text duplicate Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
/neither-ex-keeps-friends-afte...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
/neither-ex-keeps-friends-afte...Text duplicate Neither Ex Keeps Friends After Breakup
/tourist-impressed-by-size-of-...Text duplicate IMG-ALT Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
/tourist-impressed-by-size-of-...Text duplicate Tourist Impressed By Size Of Chicago Residents
/hurripain-in-the-ass/IMG-ALT Hurripain-In-The-Ass
/hurripain-in-the-ass/Text duplicate Hurripain-In-The-Ass
/opinion/american-voices/American Voices
/helicopter-pilot-who-crashed-...Helicopter Pilot Who Crashed Into Hotel Revealed To Be Drunk
https://theonion.com/opinionText duplicate Trivial anchor text
Read More
https://theonion.com/No Text
https://theonion.com/horoscopesRead Your Horoscope
/privacy-policy/Privacy Policy
https://theonion.com/latest/Text duplicate The Latest
https://theonion.com/newsText duplicate News
https://theonion.com/localText duplicate Local
https://theonion.com/politicsText duplicate Politics
/entertainmentText duplicate Entertainment
https://theonion.com/sportsText duplicate Sports
https://theonion.com/opinionText duplicate Opinion
https://theonion.com/video/Text duplicate Video
https://theonion.com/?sText duplicate Search
https://theonion.com/about-us/Text duplicate About Us
https://membership.theonion.co...New window External Subdomain Become a Member
https://store.theonion.com/External Subdomain Text duplicate The Onion Store
/front-page-archive/Front Page Archive
https://jobs.gusto.com/boards/...External Subdomain Jobs
/privacy-policy/Text duplicate Privacy Policy
/cookie-policy/Cookie Policy
/terms-of-use/Terms of Use
https://instagram.com/theonionNew window Nofollow External Text duplicate Instagram
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